STREAMMAX® REALNET END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT\n\nStreamMax® RealNet and matter made available through it are licensed, not sold, to you. Your license to each RealNet Product that you obtain through StreamMax® is subject to your prior acceptance of this StreamMax® RealNet End User License Agreement (hereafter “Standard EULA”). The product provider or Streaming Information Services, Inc. as applicable (hereafter “Licensor”) reserves all rights in and to the Licensed Product not expressly granted to you under this Standard EULA. \n\na. Scope of License: This license granted to you for the products of RealNet is limited to a non-transferrable license to use the Licensed Matter only as prescribed by the Licensor. All Usage Rules must be followed.\n\n* [[Agree|eula-tracking]]\n* [[Disagree]]

Prohibited and Permissible Uses\n\nStreamMax® sessions may be conducted only for the following purposes: (i) internet browsing, (ii) email, (iii) chat or instant messaging, (iv) watching videos, (v) corporate intranet access, (vi) playing video games, (vii) downloading apps, (viii) surveillance of unlawful individuals, (ix) RealNet streaming. \n\nPROHIBITED USES INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO: (I) VOICE OVER IP (PLEASE PURCHASE A SEPARATE VOICE PLAN); (II) PEER-TO-PEER FILE SHARING; (III) READING, TRANSLATING, DOWNLOADING, OR OTHERWISE ACCESSING FORBIDDEN GRIMOIRES; (IV) PROFOUND RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCES; (V) COMMUNICATION OF ANY KIND WITH NON-HUMAN ENTITIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, INSENTIENT ANIMALS, COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESSES, ANGELS, DEVILS, TRANSCENDENT METABEINGS, HYBRID OR AUGMENTED HUMANS, QUASI-REAL ORGANISMS, GODS OR THE GOD-LIKE, OR HALF-DREAMT ONES; (V) DENIAL OF SERVICE ATTACKS AGAINST ORGANIZATIONS OR INDIVIDUALS; OR (VI) TRANSMITTING INFORMATION WITH VELOCITY GREATER THAN 2.998×10^8 m/s (METERS PER SECOND).\n\n* [[Agree|agree-roaming]]\n* [[Disagree]]

You understand that by using StreamMax®, you may encounter material that you deem to be offensive, indecent, unpleasant, nightmarish, numinous, mephitic, infandous or otherwise objectionable, and that such content may or may not be identified as having explicit material. Nevertheless, you agree to use StreamMax® at your sole risk, and Streaming Information Services, Inc. shall have no liability whatsoever.\n\n* [[Agree|agree-billing]]\n* [[Disagree]]

ROMAING PLANS\n\nSubstantial charges may be incurred if phone is taken out of the U.S. even if no services are intentionally used. You agree to the following per-bit charges when using your StreamMax® data services in the following roaming zones:\n\nZONE NAME, CHARGE PER BIT (USD)\n\nCanada, 0.000001\nMexico, 0.000005\nUnited Kingdom, 0.000006\nEurope (excluding Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark), 0.000007\nNorway/Sweden/Finland/Denmark, 0.000009\nSouth America/Coalition of Former Asian States, 0.00001\nAfrica/Pacific Crater, 0.00003\nContested Areas, 0.00009\nSubterranean less than 50m, 0.0003\nSubterranean 50m to 250m, 0.003\nSubterranean greater than 250m, 0.03\nGeostationary orbit, 0.0005\nGeosynchronous orbit, 0.0008\nLunar light side, 0.005\nLunar dark side, 0.01\nLunar rift anomaly, 0.1\nWithin oort cloud, 1\nDreaming, 5\nDark energy nebula, 10\nEdge of binding sphere, 100\nTemporal displacement index less than 75, 1000\nTemporal displacement index 75 to 150, 10000\nTemporal displacement index greater than 150, n/a\nGolden cube, n/a\n\n* [[Agree|agree-eula-scope]]\n* [[Disagree]]

IMPORTANT\n\nBY USING YOUR STREAMMAX®-COMPATIBLE PRODUCT, DEVICE, TOOL, APPLIANCE, MACHINE, GIZMO, DOO-HICKEY, OR OTHER CONTRIVANCE (HEREAFTER “PRODUCT/CONTRIVANCE”), YOU ARE AGREEING TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THE STREAMING INFORMATIONS SERVICES INC AGREEMENT. PLEASE READ THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS CAREFULLY BEFORE USING YOUR PRODUCT/CONTRIVANCE. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, DO NOT USE THE PRODUCT/CONTRIVANCE.\n\n* [[Agree|agree-laws]]\n* [[Disagree]]

The terms and conditions cannot be skipped.\n\n* [[Read]]

All data sent and/or received with StreamMax® is subject to scrutiny by Streaming Information Services Inc. and civil control organizations operating in your country or region. Network overhead associated with such scrutiny will be billed to your account.\n\n* [[Agree|agree-objectionable]]\n* [[Disagree]]

If you do not agree to the terms and conditions, you will not be able to use your StreamMax®-compatible product/contrivance, as well as the RealNet software.\n\nDiscontinue all use immediately. If you wish to reconsider, please [[Read]] the complete terms and conditions.

If you have a product/contrivance capable of trinary computation, unless you request fuzzy-logic blocking, you will be billed at the full bit rate for all values of "1" or "0" sent or received through StreamMax® and one point five (1.5) times that rate for all values of "2" sent or received.\n\nStreaming Information Services Inc. reserves the right to change or suspend all approximate truths.\n\n* [[Agree|agree-prohibited]]\n* [[Disagree]]

Data transport is billed in full bit increments. A bit is a quantum of information, and can assume the binary values "1" or "0" only. Streaming Data Services, Inc. charges a full bit of usage for each fraction of the last bit used on each data session. Each bit transmitted will be billed, and data sent and received includes but is not limited to downloads, email, important emergency alert updates, important billing alert updates, textual chat, video chat, voice chat, chatting up, any other form of conversation, discourse, or colloquy, fragging, kicking, banning, flaming, checking in, baring one's soul, unselfish acts of gratitude, grasping at emptiness, attempting to feel love emanate from a product/contrivance.\n\n* [[Agree|agree-trinary]]\n* [[Disagree]]

Thank you for purchasing a StreamMax®-compatible product, device, tool, appliance, machine, gizmo, doo-hickey, or other contrivance. Streaming Information Services Inc. is pleased to have you as a customer.\n\nIn order to activate the StreamMax® Data Stream with RealNet software, you must first agree to all applicable terms and conditions. Do you wish to read the terms and conditions?\n\n* [[Read]]\n* [[Skip]]

Streaming Information Services, Inc. reserves the right, at any time and from time to time, to update, revise, supplement, and otherwise modify this Agreement and to impose new or additional rules, policies, terms, or conditions on your use of the Service.\n\nStreaming Information Services, Inc. also reserves the right to alter its own timeline. Any such alternations will be propagated through spacetime at a speed no less than allowed by Shankar permittivity and take effect when they reach you. By agreeing to the Standard EULA, you implicitly agree to all possible forms this document has/will-have taken in the past-future. \n\nYour continued use of your StreamMax® product/contrivance and RealNet software will be deemed to constitute your acceptance of any and all such Additional Terms.\n\n* [[Agree|agree-final]]\n* [[Disagree]]

d. Prohibited Matter Configurations: You may not use RealNet to construct, assemble, purchase, disseminate, or otherwise manipulate matter or protomatter into any of the following, without limitation: guns, bombs, knives, swords, bear traps, autonomous robots, sentient minds, megaliths, printed scripts/orthographies from before the dawn of humanity, neutronium or other warheads for interplanetary concussive tectonic destablizers, quintessence, black holes, dream-isotopes, magnetic monopoles, mind-soul-body triple points.\n\n* [[Agree|eula-reverse-engineering]]\n* [[Disagree]]

StreamMax® provides data services in accordance with Local, County, State, Federal, International, and Extranational statutes, ordinances, and regulations. By agreeing to the terms and conditions, you are agreeing to adhere to and to be governed by all applicable laws in all applicable jurisdictions. Your StreamMax®-compatible product/contrivance may not be used for unlawful ends or as a lawful means to an unlawful end. \n\n* [[Agree|agree-scrutiny]]\n* [[Disagree]]

Thank you. You may now begin using your StreamMax® enabled RealNet product/contrivance.

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c. Liability: TO THE EXTENT NOT PROHIBITED BY LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL LICENSOR BE LIABLE FOR PERSONAL INJURY OR ANY INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, LOSS OF DATA, LOSS OF CONSCIOUSNESS, LOSS OF DREAMS, LOSS OF EMPIRE, LOSS OF ORBIT, LOSS OF CONNECTION TO SUPREME BEING/GOD, LOSS OF CREDIT-HALO, SUCCUMBING TO TEMPTATION, SIN, OVERABUNDANCE OF DREAMS, METAPHOR EXTINCTION, OR ERASURE OF PAST.\n\n* [[Agree|eula-weapons]]\n* [[Disagree]]

YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS AGREEMENT AND UNDERSTAND THE RIGHTS, OBLIGATIONS, TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET FORTH HEREIN. BY CLICKING THE “AGREE” BUTTON AND/OR CONTINUING TO ACCESS AND USE STREAMMAX® AND REALNET, YOU CONSENT TO BE BOUND BY THIS AGREEMENT.\n\nTHIS IS A LEGALLY BINDING AGREEMENT.\n\nNO KNOWN FORCE, ENTITY, GOD OR GOD-LIKE BEING, DREAM EVENT, POLITICAL DECLARATION, SPELL, OR INTERVENTION/PROJECTION FROM TRUTH-SPACE IS CAPABLE OF BREAKING THIS AGREEMENT.\n\nMERGER WITH A TRANSCENDENTAL CONSCIOUSNESS, COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE, ENSOULED COMPUTER, GOLDEN HAZE DELERIUM, OR OTHER METHOD OF SUBVERTING ONE'S INDIVIDUALITY DOES NOT BREAK THE AGREEMENT. THE NEW SUPERBEING ASSUMES RIGHTS AND OBLIGATIONS CONSENTED TO. \n\nTHIS AGREEMENT IS FIXED IN ALL TIMES, EVERYWHERE. IT CANNOT BE UNDONE. YOU HAVE ALREADY DONE IT.\n\n* [[Agree]]\n* [[Disagree]]

e. Reverse-engineering: You may not copy, decompile, reverse-engineer, disassemble, attempt to derive the component compounds of, modify, scribe runes upon, dream about, worship, express genuine love towards, or create derivative works of the Licensed Product or Matter.\n\nIf you breach this restriction, you may be subject to prosecution and damages. \n\n* [[Agree|eula-revise]]\n* [[Disagree]]

b. Consent to Tracking: All products of RealNet have encoded within them a GPS location tracking transmitter, a local-area surveillance unit, a kinesthetic orientation sensor, and facial/retinal/fingerprint/DNA recognition software. You agree that Licensor may collect any and all technical data from these detectors. \n\nLicensor may use this information, to improve its products or to provide services or technologies to you, as well as monitor that the product is being used in accordance with the Usage Rules.\n\n* [[Agree|eula-liability]]\n* [[Disagree]]